On A T-Shirt

I've been quite remiss in posting since I returned to Japan to work. As usual, I take notes on English that I see on t-shirts and then share them. Enjoy the fruits of my labor!

• Iowa City Spirits Freedom
• Brighten the Light Sunbeam
• never stop drinking
• noon daylight railway
• Cheyenne, Wyoming: the equality state
• cymbal monkey
• get the champ
• pleasure: the important is feeling no complaints
• too much too soon
• highly salted [this was a shirt about surfing]
• the sweet party tonight
• Do you read me?
• cuteness beyond cuteness
• Chicago Beefs "One for da money!" [Chicago Bulls logo with dollar signs for eyes]
• Boss the kid, Franky Bad Boy
• Gorgeous in happiness
• The taste that has him enraptured [picture of a cow showing the various cuts of meat]
• hindsight is better than foresight
• raise one's face
• the brave forward traveling
• King of Heraldry: mankind live up you free again
• I like you for a long time very much
• Never give up creation U C [crossed out] me
• Three Deee
• Important Ideal Kiss Treasure
• notable jabberwocky
• HERE!
• NO WAR . . . but
• Vice Fairy
• Let's look at the sky
• Go on swimmingly
• Jazz is the soul of language

On a T-shirt

And now this past week's finds:

• be full of pleasant things
• There is only truth
• Keep your mind spicy
• Patronize your hometown merchant. He's your neighbor.
• Come into flower
• Time evolves and time and space
• Cheerful tomboy
• bubble for space
• Rock-n-rollergirl
• curiosity is expanding
• sweet juice strawberry flavor
• national garden
• great band/ he just wants to defend himself
• rough play allowed
• The hick from
• Pink gives me sweet dreams
• Big Boom Touchdown
• Water – it will fall out
• love shower
• just trust in our love
• cheer me
• exhilirating blue
• go in blind
• hysterical glamour
• shiny girls
• principle remove
• Most happy in the world
• happens to somebody else

On a T-shirt

Late, of course, here's last week's haul:

• love & lust mischievous kiss forever
• irie daddy
• natural funky
• Love & the home
• money doesn't change you
• special experience
• sleeping camp
• you got to be kind to rememberings
• gain a victory
• home boy unbreakable smile
• keep running railway
• opulent splendor
• arrive, raise hell, leave
• jump rock festival
• too busy to work, too far to touch
• I love my loser
• Take a little happy
• Not because I think it's funny, but because I can't think of anything to say

On a T-shirt

• Are you shining?
• The past is stupid/around midnight
• friendly Indy/Indianapolis
• reflect back
• legend of kingdom
• Yote: flip the script
• herltage of pride
• Mother Nature's Sons & Daughters
• camp music register now
• This is my power
• Drug store/happy . . . and happy
• fight with pride/zealous
• enjoy drive

On a T-shirt

Of course I still haven't been doing this weekly, so here's a two-to-three week list again!

• Ice blue abide/ my dream is satisfied
• jeaning wear
• milk rich
• strong american
• highest laugh
• tough robust health
• cutie love earth
• enjoy angel style
• honey candy
• I like cake and candy
• guerilla gardening
• we are new British anthem
• earth saver
• fear is always worse than danger
• listen to the voice of the soul
• niceness
• do you get breath?
• what is believed is saved
• Dinosaur supreme ruler
• speaky
• make a perfect plan
• Say yes if you believe the love I feel in my heart
• King of street clothing/ Too cool to life
• dearly feeling music dance
• candy magic girl
• keep smile & stream
• Cowboy heaven breaking/The story of a deadman in an old western
• Love is free
• Love is life
• More than enough you shall die
• heavy feeder
• pride driving damege
• necessity/ all that counts in life is intention/remotion
• grandly real minority
• trip to hell montage
• BBQ chickens/Pizza of Death Records

On a T-shirt

I forgot to list the last week's worth of t-shirt text spotted in the audience!

• cupcake delicious/sweet&reward
• memories this small coin holds
• BEAMS What is to be worthy?/expression persona
• Awesome performer pierrot
• super fisherman
• Goodhack Life (on back: Lemon ride)

On a T-shirt

Why didn't I start doing this earlier?!

I am going to make a weekly rundown of the English I see on t-shirts in Japan and especially in the audiences at shows. As I just had this brainstorm, I can only remember two from the past week, making for a very humble beginning:

• Echo is Garlic
• Large Boned skull rock